Choose Ten of your OCs.  If you don't have ten OCs then use the little voices in your head. (that always seems to work for me)

1. Tuomas Holopainen
2. Marco Hietala
3. Emppu Vuorinen
4. Jukka Nevalainen
5. Anette Olzon
6. Jonathan Davis
7. Fieldy Arvizu
8. Munky Shaffer
9. Kalen Chase
10. Skwisgaar Skwigelf [HOLY SHIT VARIETY]

1.) so....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?
Jukka: ... WHY IS THIS PIE GLOWING.
Kalen and Emppu: .... *poking it with their forks*

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?
Nope.

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing checkers, then where are 5 and 9?
On Earth, going "WTF mate?"

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! what does 6 say?
Jon: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I KNEW IT!
Skwisgaar: .... You is dildos.

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them survive?
Jukka and Emppu would probably make it. Jonathan would be too much of a wuss to do it.

6.) After Jumping off of the waterfall, would 6 be stupid enough to do it again?
.... Honestly, that wouldn't surprise me.

7.) If x = 7+3 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?
... WUT?

8.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. you can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?
Um... Emppu! D: I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

9.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?
Jukka: I didn't fucking know it was toxic!

10.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?
Tuo would not marry Fieldy or Munky, nor would Fieldy marry Emppu. If this ever did happen, Anette would just stand there and scratch her head in confusion.

11.) Is nny hot?
Who now?

12.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopatumus on steroids, what would 3 do?
Blink and laugh, but then realize what happen and solemly inform Toki his boyfriend died due to a rabid hippo attack.

13.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopatumus on steroids, what would 10 do?
Skwisgaar, being the asshole he is, would just laugh and walk away.

14.) Now lets say that they were both mauled by said hippopatumus. What would they do?
DIE TOGETHAR!

15.) Now lets say that the hippopatumus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What woudl 3 say?
Emppu would just laugh.

16.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopatumus, would 1 laugh?
Probably, if Fieldy wasn't killed.

17.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The suprise? It's not 5's birthday. What happens?
Anette: Um. I'm flattered, but.... NO.

18.) 4 becomes a rabid hippopatumus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?
Yeah, I imagine. That little guy can take anything.

19.) 7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?
Because they're bored, probably.

20.) 6 decides to become a homicial, bisexual, taxi cab drivers in Michigan. How many people does he manage to kill before 10 stops him?
Dude. Skwisgaar wouldn't care. If anything, he'd think it was awesome and/or "brutal".

21.) If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?
Blink, twitch, and slowly back away. Third eyes are a no.

22.) 2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiraling depression because of this. How does 6 comfort 3?
Dude, if anyone killed Tuo for any reason, MARCO would be the one going into a spiralling depression

23.) Everybody transforms into rabid hippopatumuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?
Lucky XD

24.) 8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?
Scream like a little girl and scuttle away... to Jukka... HIS FIANCE.

25.) 1,2,3 and 4 all decide to start a band. 3 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopatumuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 4 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?
Call it "The Rolling Rabid Artichokes". And that is too priceless, because Tuomas, Marco, Emppu, and Jukka ARE actually bandmates XD

26.) 8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:
Munky: WTF MAN. DO NOT WANT. D:
Kalen: ... Will I get honeys now?

27.) 4 walks into their new skool to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?
Jukka: WTF. D:

28.) If 5, 7 and 9 were to fight 1,3 and 4, which side would win?
Probably the Finnish boys. XD

29.) 5 expresses his desire to be a frog when [s]he grows up to 10. They then make-out. 2, whom is in love with 5, walks in on this. What happens?
Marco: .... Um. That's just... Skwisgaar, you're a manwhore.
Anette: ........ *shocked, saying nothing*
Skwisgaar: So's? You drinks a lot of beers, I can'ts makes out with hot womens?
Marco: NOT MY HOT WOMAN DX

30.) 3 is being held captive by tarzan and his rabid hippopatumus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him.her?
Formulate some kind of fucked up plan, which probably failz in the end. XD

31.) 6 betrays 7 causing 7 to commit suicide. 8, whom was in love with 7, set out to kill 6. 4 tried to convince him other wise. Meanwhile, 2 is plotting to steal the earths cheese supply. What happens?
Um. XD I imagine Jon gets killed, Jukka failz, and Marco gets the cheese.

32.) The quiz is over. What does everyone have to say?  
Tuo: WTF. D: WHY WAS THAT SO LONG?!
Marco: *deathstare at skwisgaar*
Emppu: ..... *still kidnapped*
Jukka: *still after emppu*
Anette: Skwisgaar.... you're an asshole.
Jonathan: *scuttling away to who-knows-where*
Fieldy: Holy shit that lasted forever
Munky: *chasing Jon with a meat cleaver* GET THE FUCK BACK HERE ASSHOLE
Kalen: .... *blink*
Skwisgaar: I may bes a manwhores, but at least I gets the girls. Let's sees you do's that!